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#1 2PieceCombo

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:47 PM

I, just as cats, was required to write an essay. tho mine was to become the newest admin. My essay is to explain why i like to wear a pink shoebox on my junk to work.



I am here today, to tell you a tale. A tale of the great 2PieceCombo, and why he likes to wear a pink shoebox on his junk to work. You might be asking yourself, why would anyone do such a thing?! Well, i am here to explain why.. it all started long ago, when good ol’ 2piece was still just a 1PieceSingle. The story goes like this.
One Sunny say, 2piece was taking a stroll, when he came across an old dirty man. This old dirty man identified himself as Leeroy Jenkins, member of the proud the Whimizaturnace ballchinnian Delull ballbag licker Lonebric Ruptic pedo commitee. Not quite sure what he Had just heard, curious 2piece asked what exactly the commitee did. “We do a whole bunch of things” replied Leeroy, “spreading biatch anal porn (Of which Avarice was in charge of) stiff midget tallywacker removal, fluggen-kliggin-kien (which means ‘kill momonator the bag of doucheness’ Biocrusher was head of that department)
Sounds.. interesting said 2piece. Tell me more about it, what else do you do. Well, we also specialize in ables cackle fortainny, which is a form of masturbation. But we are most well known for something else. Ill take you to our leader and let him tell you more.
Leeroy then lead 2piece to their HQ, which was a blood cat house which was about to be overrun by a frikkn blitzkreig. As they walked through the hallways of the building, he observed many interesting activities being performed in various rooms. In one room he saw a man named Gan3sh tied to a pole, with borat, elvis, and some fatass underage bitch (who was my babysitter yewars ago) playing the fiddle, while raidmax21 was eatting trout in the corner. In another room, there was a fairy and an elephant doing...’loplops’ which had something to do with jingling kangaroo balls. Down the hall, there was a unemployed kitty named booboo attempting to fuck a correspondent from the local Yelli Diggedompushawardybuzz Cidenonts club. In another room, there was a locked door, with no windows. But from within the room, a troll was yelling something about meth and aids, when suddenly someone stuck him with a knife and he started screaming FLÜGGÅ?NK?€CHIŒßØL?ÊN in pain. As they continued, he nose picked up the smell of a pink lemon chicken cake being baked.
They neared a large door. To the side of the door, there were 4 small colored buttons. “behind this door is the office of our leader” he pressed the buttons in a secret order (green, red, blue, yellow, green) as he pushed the last button, a black man with no hair and a hat walked up behind them and yelled “OMGWTFBBQ!” then a group of monkies came out of the ceiling and took the man to a cell and locked him in it. ‘i need a beer’ 2piece thought to himself.
Lets go, said leeroy. The door had opened, and they walked through it, down a small hallway, to another room. There was a second locked door, and a microphone. Leeroy walked up to it and siad “Ung Custinattaeore Rals, antidisestablishmentarianism antidisestablishmentarianism” into the mic, apparently a password to open the door. The door opened. Inside was a large room filled with tv’s on the screen of all of them was a movie called ‘horny homo porn’ (which was the leaders favorite movie)
The kept walking, and found a man dressed dora tha explora. He introdiced himself as ‘Kingwilliam93, leader of the pedobears’ But he said he would rather be called Kingwilly. He was an ugly son of a bitch, who suffered from chatastrophic pussy farts, as well as a bad case of anal warts. 2piece couldnt help but ‘lol’ to himself. He then explained that they were famous for being pedos, hen told me their slogan/moto: “She was underage, and someone gave her roofies” The out of nowhere, kingwilly broke out into song, singing “yeah toast’ at the top of his lungs. It was easy to tell he was abused as a child.... After the radnom outburst, kingwilly told leeroy he was thirsty, and to go get him a penis colata. (which was also known as a precum milkshake) While king was slupring down his nasty beverage, 2piece couldnt help but think that this guy was a total cradle robber.
After he finished drinking his colata and sucked the cup dry, king went on to brag about his nickname, “The Human Lexicon” the went on do say and define doppleganger Bursting forum nagger Irrespective aspartame Overharden Dechloridize Superornament unfelicitousness haematic warm-blooded haemataulics and jocky. When he finished, 2piece asked him to spell supercalafragelisticexpialidocious.. he couldnt, and said bah humbug!!! Tired of all the idiots, 2piece went home. After that day, he never felt comfortable leaving his junk unprotecded, so he decided to put it in a pink shoebox and wear it work.

The fucking end
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#2 Dragon_Born

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:51 PM

Great job.... it took you a month, but great job none the less.... Congrats to you being our new admin!!!!!
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#3 Mednis

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:54 PM

hilarious :D

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:54 PM

hahhahahahahaha very nice 2piece,but i think your could write it better.

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#5 BioCrusher

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:55 PM

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#6 Flakman

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:30 PM

What the hell...make him an admin already xD
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#7 Whippy

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:25 PM

Haha that was hilarious i dont know which i like more your or cats lol, weldone 2piece xD

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:46 PM

LOL you used 'tally whacker' MY WORD ^_^

I feel famous for being in the story.

Btw nice story, congrats on being admin ^_^
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#9 Synestro

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 12:45 AM

i want a sequel of this one also
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#10 Flakman

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 03:46 AM

That's the hardest you've worked since high school I bet!

Well done.
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Posted 19 March 2012 - 07:13 AM

Yeah momo I added that one in for you! :)
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Posted 19 March 2012 - 09:25 AM

weres mors :(
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Posted 19 March 2012 - 11:45 AM

Nicely done 2piece :)
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Posted 19 March 2012 - 12:10 PM

2Piece GREAT JOB
(when shod i congradulate you for becoming a admin)

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 03:01 PM

now xD cuz im officially admin as of yesterday
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Posted 19 March 2012 - 03:18 PM

Yeah...cause he made it so LOL
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Posted 19 March 2012 - 04:02 PM

now xD cuz im officially admin as of yesterday

weres mors T_T ahahahah
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Posted 19 March 2012 - 07:09 PM

Congratz 2piececombo now can you make it rain diamonds in your honor? :P
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Posted 19 March 2012 - 07:49 PM

now xD cuz im officially admin as of yesterday

Congratulations then 2Piece
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Posted 19 March 2012 - 10:26 PM

Congratulations 2Piece :D :lol: :D
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