Today, I will be auctioning Freckie's Toe Facts, created by the one and only Freckie; the one we all know and love.
It is what I would like to call her absolute masterpiece; a magnum opus; a perfect representation of her beautiful quirkiness. The energy that radiates from this shard of a god gifted to the citizens of TeamExtreme is beyond that which any of us can truly control outside the confines of a chest or inventory slot. It has begun to melt my very walls simply by sitting outside for too long.
Aside from the obvious danger of this book, I am proud to have held on to it for the time that I have. Every time I read it (which is at LEAST 54 times a day), it tears me up (perhaps because of the lava burning my hands, perhaps because of the words...I strongly believe it is both). The power of this book is too strong for anyone to withhold, I assure you...which is why I must give it up to you, the buyer.
Starting Bid: 10k
Minimum Bid Increment: 5k
End Time: 18:00 (6:00 PM) Central Time on November 11, 2018
May the best bidder win. I wish you all the best...and to whoever wins the book, take care of it; never allow it to disappear from our realm. I reserve the right to cancel the auction at any time UNLESS the auction hits 200k.