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I kinda just made this up but try to make a convincing, complex, funny Illuminati confirmed joke! here is mine!

 

covfefe... covfefe has 7 letters, 7, 7 is a prime number. do you know what else is prime? that's right! prime rib. rib, the male body has one more rib than the female body... 7-1=6, 6 is how many sides a hexagon has and a hexagon is a shape. but what does a hexagon have to do with the Illuminati? omg A triangle, a triangle is a shape!! the Illuminati's symbol is a triangle! Still not convinced? this next bit will blow your mind! if you put one number of each letter you get 1,15,22,6,5,6,5. if you add all those up you get 62! 62/3=20.6666666667.there 9 6's in that number, 9, 9 is prime! 3 goes into 6 and 9 evenly! It all makes sense now, trump is sending us a secret message that he has ties in the Illuminati via covfefe  and is trying to rule the world with the power of 9's and 6's! So... Covfefe= Illuminati confirmed!

 

Good luck ;) have fun!


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gary_oak has 7 letters do u know what else has 7? prime numbers what has prime? prime rib! prime rib has 8 letters octagons have 8 sides, draw line strait to every other corner you have four triangles guess what else has that many? the triforce! triforce 8 letters zelda has 5 5-8=3  triangles have three sides know what else does? well neither do i! exept... ah nah i was gonna say trianlges but nope


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