Anyway... the human penis has an incredible bandwidth.
No, you read that right. Quoted below:
<hypnosis> 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
<hypnosis> 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
<hypnosis> 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
<hypnosis> On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
<hypnosis> Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
<hypnosis> (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 Terabytes/sec
<Jck_true> DoS attack!!!
<hypnosis> A bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
<hypnosis> 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec
Hahaha, approximately 1700 terabytes must be an incredible connection. I guess it's time for me to plug in xD