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foxontherails

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The content that you're about to read below might be a bit disturbing. Don't read if you don't want to.

Anyway... the human penis has an incredible bandwidth.
No, you read that right. Quoted below:

<hypnosis> 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
<hypnosis> 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
<hypnosis> 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
<hypnosis> On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
<hypnosis> Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
<hypnosis> (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 Terabytes/sec
<Jck_true> Sweet
<Jck_true> DoS attack!!!
<hypnosis> A bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
<hypnosis> 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec


Hahaha, approximately 1700 terabytes must be an incredible connection. I guess it's time for me to plug in xD

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ok you plug ur dick into your computer and see how well this works

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ok you plug ur dick into your computer and see how well this works


No, no, no, no... you're not getting it. Here's a hint: what do dicks go into? :-0

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